Be on the show

Think you'd be a good pint?

Scientists. Barbers. Strippers. Surgeons. If you've got a story worth a beer, we want to hear it.

Curiosity

You notice things most people don't. You can explain what you do in under a minute.

Honesty

You'd rather be caught wrong than caught performing. The ticking pint punishes performance.

A story worth a beer

Not a CV. A story. Something you've been dying to tell someone who'd actually listen.

Aim for 2-3 sentences. Lead with the story, not the CV.

FAQ

What's the format? +

We record one pint's worth of conversation — roughly 30-50 minutes. No scripts. If it gets interesting, we sip. If it doesn't, we skull. When the beer's gone, the episode ends.

Where is it recorded? +

In a studio in Melbourne. We can come to you for the right guest.

Do I get a copy? +

Yes — you get the full video before it goes public, plus permission to clip and reshare whatever you like.

What if I hate beer? +

Wine works. Ginger beer works. The rule is the container, not the contents.